[Bruce The Aussie]

This is just a small questionaire i made when i was bored once.

Question 1.
What would you rather do?
A)Watch football
B)Read a book (or in some poeple's cases just look at the pictures)
C)Discuss Furniture

Question 2.
Did you cry when Bambie's mother died?
A)No
B)Yes
C)Whats a Bambie?

Question 3.
What happerns if you push this big red button?
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A)Lets push it and see
B)Lets go ask somone
C)Lets read the manual

Question 4.
When You use the tiolet do you:
A)Always leave the seat down
B)Leave the seat the way you used it
C)Always leave the seat up (just for spite)

Question 5. Tiolet Continued...
When you do a No.2 do you..
A)Go in and out of the bathroom as fast as you can
B)Just sit down and take as long as you need
C)Take a TV in and make a night of it

Question 6.
What would you rather have for breakfast
A)Toast and coffie
B)A full enlish breakfast (the greasiest food around)
C)Curry and beer

Question 7.
What is your favorite insult?
A)Ooh you would..
B)YO MOMMA!
C)YOU **** ***** *******!!!!!!!!!!

Question 8.
When out with your mates would you rather..
A)Drink till you spew
B)Drink till you spew, Then drink some more!
C)Drink till your liver falls out

Question 9. Final question
When you have an Itch in *Ahem* a not sociable area do you..
A)Scratch yourself discreatly
B)go into the toilet and scratch yourself there
C)Draw as much attention to yourself then scratch yourself making sure everyone within a 50 metre radius knows using groans of "AAAAHHHH" and "Thats Better!"

SCORING:
Q1:
A)3
B)2
C)1

Q2:
A)2
B)1
C)3

Q3:
A)3
B)2
C)1

Q4:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q5:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q6:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q7:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q8:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q9:
A)2
B)1
C)3

0-8:You are such a nancy boy you didn't answer all the question. people look at you and think "my chiwawa you take him!"
9-14:You are a Pansey. You like flower aranging and furniture design. you never stand up for yourself but the chicks dig you for being a "sensative" kind of guy.
15-21:You are an average guy. you fit into a crowd like a lago block onto another. as no-one really notices you i don't have much more to say.
22-27:You are a truly macho man. you have so much mojo you've started to have to keep it bottles in the celler. Women think you rock.
28-30:your so macho you can't add up!

Well what did you all get? i got 17. [img]smile.gif[/img]