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Old 03-12-2002, 11:58 AM   #1
Jorath Calar
Harper
 

Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
Posts: 4,706
#1
Man: Where have you been all my life ?
Woman: Hiding from you.

#2
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

#3
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

#4
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

#5
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

#6
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

#7
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

#8
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

#9
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

#10
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
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