LOL - great jokes. It wasn't that long ago that I couldn't spell Engineer - now I are one
.
And as for your "Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it" quote - you wouldn't believe how much I despise that saying. How the hell are you going to find out how something ticks if you take that attitude - you have to play with things to find out what will break them.
And one last thing - I hate slow play on the golf course - that Engineer made a perfectly sensible suggestion to me
.