The Fighter
Skills - OverEstimation
Proffecient in - Annoyance
Is prone to: Act without questioning his actions
What can I say, the fighter on our D&D team is one of many things... he reminds me alot of mikey... yes you know, THE mikey. The one from all those life cerial commercials "im not gonna try it! " "im not gonna try it!" "I know Mikey will try it!" "yeah he'll try everything!"
Well our fighters is like that in SO many ways it is scarry...
DM: You're in a bar, a Barbarian walks in and asks you to buy drinks for everyone, he looks real mean, drunk, and strong, will you do as he says?
Me: I don't know him...
His brother the preist: Let's get outa' here...
Fighter: I CHOOSE TO DO A 1-4 ROLLIN' FIST FIGHT!
DM: Will you assist the fighter?
Us: UM we don't know him *go whistling out of the bar*
DM: *rolls on floor laughing* OK!
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DM: You see a tortch...
Me: Well um maybe someone should touch it..
Preist: Yeah pull on it...
Me: You can go ahead...
Preist: Oh no really you should!
Fighter: ILL DO IT!
Me; Ok you pull the tortch and we'll just stand... about ... 50 yards back here yeah... GO ON BUDDY THATS IT PULL AWAY!
DM: the fighter had fallen down a pit and landed in some... waste deep water...
Fighter: Im dead?
DM: Ok it's deep water...
Fighter: I drowned with my armor on?
DM: ITS KNECK-DEEP!
Me and Preist: Well tough luck, see ya buddy!
DM: You're not going down there with him:?
Us: And get wet and trapped?
DM: Ok but you'll have to fight your way through the Necromancers returning army which now wants revenge from their masters demise...
Priest: You know what...
Me: Lets jump down the pit!
Priest: YEAH lets DO IT!
*jumps*
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Fighter: I choose to use... TWIN SKIMITARS!
Us: Will he ever get tired of those?
Fighter: no!
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Fighter: My baldur's gate character could whoop yours!
DM: Prove it then...
*it takes 3 of his "best" characters to take down one of the DM's weakest*
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Fighter: Hey Ranger, I should go to your place and play some X box and get to see your level 200 character and you can show off his WHOLE inventory one weapon at a time...
Me; I tried making a video tape of that and i ran out of tape by the end of the Handguns alone...
Fighter: Well we got more time than on a videotape!
Me: ugggh...
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As of yet he hasn't seen my place... >_> let's keep it that way shall we...
But seriously, one of these days Im going to Photograph every weapon and barrier and armor and accesory that i have in that game and ill make a PSO rare item index greater than that of Omega hour!
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