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I haven't played very much RP yet (haven't found a group with room for a newbie) but sometime a couple of weeks ago, the group my friend plays with had a bit too few people (they were three) so I could play.
This is DSA (what's it called in English, anyone know?), not DnD btw.
Anyways, our party begins in a tavern in a village. The mayor begs us to help his village against a marauding dragon (um... dragon? We're all lvl 1, you know...) but being chivalric, we decide to help them (well, we had to drag our thief along). Our party was me (a half-elven ranger type), a half-elven adventurer, a mercenary (who behaved like a barbarian), and a thief.
Well, we follow the trail of the dragon (trail of dead cows and charred trees), and come to the entrance of a cave. Our half-elven adventurer nobly decides to explore. He wants to use his invisibility ability. Quite unfortunately, this only works with your body, so he started to take off all his clothes (the thief and I are both female). We both decently look away, and when we look back, he's gone. However, the dragon inside sees through the invisibility, and breathes fire at him. He yells. Hearing this, the thief and I run in (me because I'm a good chivalric ranger, the thief didn't want to until the DM told her she was in love... ROFL...). At the same time, the invisible guy runs out - we don't see him of course. I nearly get toasted by the dragon and shout. The adventurer grabs a sword and other pieces of armor, straps them on and runs back in, dragging the mercenary (who'd stared at the commotion with interest) with him. Of course, he's still invisible, so you can basically see a sword and some clothes running around.
We somehow managed to kill the dragon (it was a very weak one). Looking at the corpse... hm... strange, this dragon is only one foot long. I thought it was larger than that? Our barbarian-mercenary skins it (he wants dragon-scale armor), but the skin isn't even enough to make gloves. In any case, everybody except the merc goes back into the cave to look around. The mercenary, whose player was somewhat bored...
Merc: I eat the dragon.
DM: You what?
Merc: I eat the dragon.
DM (slightly hysterical): Do you cook it?
Merc: No, raw.
DM: WHY?
Merc: I'm hungry.
That was my first and rather bizarre PnP adventure. The story isn't as funny as the others here, but it was certainly hilarious while we were playing!
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