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Azred · 02-25-2002, 11:27 PM

Something like #10 actually happened to me. As my character entered the kitchen of the inn, the stupid DM told me that a "skull lion" was in there; being a "lion" and therefore dangerous, the "skull lion" attacked me. I managed to put 3 arrows into it, took a claw rake to the chest, and groaned/limped out to the safety of the main hall, where the fighters dispatched the "skull lion". That was the most dangerous scullion I ever met! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Honest! It's true!

02-25-2002, 11:27 PM	#2
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 55 Posts: 4,037	Something like #10 actually happened to me. As my character entered the kitchen of the inn, the stupid DM told me that a "skull lion" was in there; being a "lion" and therefore dangerous, the "skull lion" attacked me. I managed to put 3 arrows into it, took a claw rake to the chest, and groaned/limped out to the safety of the main hall, where the fighters dispatched the "skull lion". That was the most dangerous scullion I ever met! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Honest! It's true! __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.