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Originally posted by Davros:
It was the best of times...., it was the worst of times.
Actually it was the slowest of times, and on one dreary afternoon, when there was only myself, OTP, and Binky about - THE FORUM WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE
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Having formed this triumvirate to make a grab for power, a name had to be devised. The first option proposed (it was one of the other 2 - honest) was ORT, or Order of the Royal Toads. I immediately rejected it and proposed the Ironworks Revolutionaly Splitters (no-one messes with the IRS), but owing to the slow post times and flood control etc we ended up adopting ORT, discarding it for IRS, OK, sorry I didn't realise we had selected ORT - argggghhhhh - ORT it is and that's final OK
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Our main demands were vegemite sandwiches, wall posters of sultry archbabe elflets, Cloudlet to croon (err sing) for us, and Memsie to dance in a Tutu (oh and Binky prefers Nutella to Vegemite - go figure
). We did get Cloudlet to warble a sultry version of "Happy Birthday Mr President", and I still have the proof on .WAV file LOL. Memsie to this day has refused to dance for us - so to compensate we got our own "Nekked Dancing Trio" - turns out they were much better to watch than your average "Super Mario"
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Ohhhh Davros... The Memories.. That Was A Sunday To Remember! (I Remember It Was Sunday Because OTP Went To Church And Got Locked In The Confession Booth (We Figured Because He Left For "One Hour" And Was Next Seen Two Days Later!! Hehehe))
The Ort Is Still Going And Is One Of The Most Active Clans! (We Rule) Although Sadly Davros And OTP Dont Drop By Too Often.. YOU SHOULD BOYS! I Remember Cloudy Joined Us After Laughing Alot At Our Thread Demands And Our 'Hounour' System Of Not Posting. That Didn't Go Down Well!
I Also Remember The Feud Between ORT And ALSB When Neb Desicrated Their Sacred Statue And Beheaded It!
I Wonder What The Ort Would Be Like Today If It Was Ever Called The IRS. Hmmm, I Wonder.
Well, Since The Beginning We Have Done many Things Including Make 13 ORT Buildings And Invent Two Types Of Sweets! (Marshmellows And Bon-Bons)
Pop By To The ORT And Join Today For Fun Frolics And Food! But Above All... Nekkedness!! Hehehehe!
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[ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: Beaumanoir ]