It was the best of times...., it was the worst of times.
Actually it was the slowest of times, and on one dreary afternoon, when there was only myself, OTP, and Binky about - THE FORUM WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE

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Having formed this triumvirate to make a grab for power, a name had to be devised. The first option proposed (it was one of the other 2 - honest) was ORT, or Order of the Royal Toads. I immediately rejected it and proposed the Ironworks Revolutionaly Splitters (no-one messes with the IRS), but owing to the slow post times and flood control etc we ended up adopting ORT, discarding it for IRS, OK, sorry I didn't realise we had selected ORT - argggghhhhh - ORT it is and that's final OK

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Our main demands were vegemite sandwiches, wall posters of sultry archbabe elflets, Cloudlet to croon (err sing) for us, and Memsie to dance in a Tutu (oh and Binky prefers Nutella to Vegemite - go figure

). We did get Cloudlet to warble a sultry version of "Happy Birthday Mr President", and I still have the proof on .WAV file LOL. Memsie to this day has refused to dance for us - so to compensate we got our own "Nekked Dancing Trio" - turns out they were much better to watch than your average "Super Mario"

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