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Larry_OHF · 02-22-2002, 07:54 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Sazerac:
You ask me? I say it's out of a knee-jerk reaction from that small boy within every one of us who had the holy cr*p slapped out of him by his mom for rummaging in her purse when he was only 2 or 3 years old. After so many ricochet-off-the-wall slaps, you learn the most important lesson of your 3-years on Earth by that time:

THOSE WEIRD BAGS THAT LADIES CARRY AROUND ARE OFF-LIMITS!

And so ingrained is this lesson and at such a deep psychological traumatic level, that it would take depth therapy and hypnosis to unlearn it.

Anyway, that's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!

Dude! That explains it! I had a case on amnesia until you reminded me of it!
I gave my wife this leather purse that is different than your ordinary pocket-book. It is handheld, no strap, and is about 7 inches long and 3 inches in depth. It is meant to be a hand purse, or something.

02-22-2002, 07:54 PM	#8
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	quote: Originally posted by Sazerac: You ask me? I say it's out of a knee-jerk reaction from that small boy within every one of us who had the holy cr*p slapped out of him by his mom for rummaging in her purse when he was only 2 or 3 years old. After so many ricochet-off-the-wall slaps, you learn the most important lesson of your 3-years on Earth by that time: THOSE WEIRD BAGS THAT LADIES CARRY AROUND ARE OFF-LIMITS! And so ingrained is this lesson and at such a deep psychological traumatic level, that it would take depth therapy and hypnosis to unlearn it. Anyway, that's my story, and I'm stickin' to it! Dude! That explains it! I had a case on amnesia until you reminded me of it! I gave my wife this leather purse that is different than your ordinary pocket-book. It is handheld, no strap, and is about 7 inches long and 3 inches in depth. It is meant to be a hand purse, or something.