[John D Harris]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of

them are hurt whatsoever.



After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "You're a man

That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's

nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we

should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of

our days".



Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!"



The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My

car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't even break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,

opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman and

says, now you can have the rest of the wine to complete our celebration.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and

hands it back to the man.



The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"



The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."



MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are definitely from Mars. Men should not mess with them ever.