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Originally posted by Davros:
Nice poem Conan - now for the all the ladies of Ironworks we have the Australian version of the love poem 
OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING
YOU'RE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD
AND WHEN I SAY YOUR GORGEOUS
I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD
SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE NOW
I DON'T MIND A BIT OF FLAB
IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY
THERE'S SOMETHIN THERE TO GRAB
SO YOUR BELLY ISN'T FLAT NO MORE
I TELL YA, I DON'T CARE
SO LONG AS WHEN I CUDDLE YA
I CAN GET MY ARMS ROUND THERE
NO SHEILA WHO IS YOUR AGE
HAS NICE ROUND PERKY BREASTS
THEY JUST GAVE INTO GRAVITY
BUT I KNOW YA DID YA BEST
I'M TELLIN YA THE TRUTH NOW
I NEVER TELL YA LIES
I THINK ITS VERY SEXY
THAT YOU'VE GOT DIMPLES ON YA THIGHS
I SWEAR ON ME NANNA'S GRAVE NOW
THE MOMENT THAT WE MET
I THOUGHT U WAS AS GOOD AS I
WAS EVER GONNA GET
NO MATTER WOT U LOOK LIKE
I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YA DEAR
NOW SHUT UP WHILE THE FOOTY'S ON
AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
Davros dodges around the corner and slips on his sunglasses of anonymity before he can be mobbed by....... uh, his adoring fans  .
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That's terrible!
I love it!
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