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Three men are taking a leak in a bathroom. After finishing their business, they queue up to use the single sink in the toilet.
The first man uses tonnes of soap and water and scrubs his hands thoroughly, then says, "In Oxford, we learn to thoroughly sanitise".
Then the second man steps up, uses less soap and water, but still scrubs a fair bit and says, "In Cambridge, we learn to sanitise, but protect the environment." They both walk out.
Then the third man rinses his hands and dries them on his pants and says, "In Australia, we learn not the piss on our hands."
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\'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..
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