[Lifetime]

Some jokes I came up with..

Its Christmas Eve and a family decides to go to a really posh and swanky restaurant for dinner. They're having a good, traditional Christmas Eve feast, when suddenly the youngest son in the family begins to choke on a coin hidden in the Christmas Pudding. Scared to death, his father begins yelling to the other patrons in the restaurant, "Help! My son is choking to death on a coin!"
Suddenly, a man gets up and runs to their table, grabs the son by the testicles and gives a good solid squeeze. With a grunt, the son hurls out the coin and begins to breathe normally. Amazed, the father thanks the man and says, "Incredible! I've never seen that one done by any doctor before!"
To which the man replies, "I'm not a doctor. I work for the tax department"