[Cerek the Barbaric]

I'll see how far I can push my luck. Here's a short one.

Ghandi was, without a doubt, one of the greatest religious leaders who ever lived. He believed in a very simple existence, foregoing many modern conveniences. One example is that he traveled everywhere by foot, but never wore shoes. This caused his feet to develop very thick callouses. While he was a holy man and healer, his own health was often very poor. He was also a very strict vegetarian, but the limited diet led to a chronic case of bad breath. So...given this information....one could say that Ghandi was a.....
"Super-calloused, fragile mystic plagued with halitosis"