Just a short post about the recent antics of the one and only Paul Gascoigne....
As you SHUD know, he is possible England's greatest ever footballer, and DEFINATELY their biggest prankster!
In the last week, he has done the following amazing/funny things:
i)Sky were interviewing Abel Xavier about his upcoming transfer from Everton to Liverpool, when all of a sudden a voice could be heard singing "dont go, please dont go". The camera panned to a window about Xavier, where Gazza was hanging out saying things like "dont go Abel, I love you", and "your a great mate Abel, dont go!!". He was also pretending to cry, eminating the 1990 World Cup Finals!!
ii)He stars in a new add for Mcdonalds, where it says something like:"its harder not to make them" or "so hard to forget". I cant remember the exact quote, but anyway, it then goes on to show Gazza failing to use the mince machine cos he forgot to plug it in! Just further ridiculing of himself!!
iii)Everton signed David Ginola on Fri, and yesterday it was their first training session together. Ginola is also a hair product model for Loreal, and has long blonde hair. During the warm up on the training pitch, Gazza dissapears into the changing rooms! When they come around again, he re-appears with a long blonde wig! Safe to say, not much training was done, because they were all too busy lauhing at Gazza!
Can anyone remember the walkers crisp advert he did where he cried? that was funny as hell!!
Overall, I hope he goes to the World Cup, as hes in great shape and form. Has anyone else seen these few things recently?
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