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A friend of mine just sent me this chain mail he wrote. IT had me in stitches so I wondered if you might want to see it. Have fun!
1. If you could be any type of bison which would you be?
2. If you were stuck in a New York ghetto with $5000 dollars of loose change at midnight, where would you like your funeral to be held?
3. What 3 things would you change about your nose?
4. If you found you were infertile how many children would you like to have?
5. Do you prefer pants or briefs for lunch?
GIRLS (OR BOYS WHO CAN DO A GOOD FALSETTO) ONLY SECTION:
6. Why do girls get to have matching chromosones?
7. If you could date one presumed dead overweight rock star from Memphis, Tenasee who would it be and why?
8. If you could visit one planet in the Solar System other than Earth which one would it be and why?
BOYS (OR TOMBOYS) ONLY SECTION:
9. Why do girls get to have matching chromosones?
10. How many people do you know from the United Arab Emirates and why?
11. If you could choose to dismantle one of the Japanese's warships which one would it be and why?
TRUE OR FALSE:
12. People called John often have other names.
13. My self esteem has been greatly raised by recieving this questionnaire.
14. I now wish to go and eat ice cream
15. I am wondering why there haven't been any questions about pancakes yet.
16. Pancakes are nice.
AND FINALLY:
17. If you could choose 3 toppings to put on a pancake what would they be and why?
Having filled in this questionnaire you now have a contractual obligation to send it to as many people as you can. If you do not pass it on you will have no sex life for 3000 years and you will also be responsible for the deaths of many trees and several small children somewhere in the universe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
More manaical laughter is available on request.
Thank you.
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