[AngelofDeath]

Has anyone tried any of these?


1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I
think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Put M&M's on layaway.

6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll
only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
won't you people leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission
Impossible.'

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through
say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into the fitting room and yell really loud, "Hey we're out of
toilet paper in here!"