Hi Lisa - don't let yourself get taken in by the Tartan Rodent. That Mouse is a sly one - he takes you to pubs without cider then buys you a FOSTERS just to see if an Australian would actually drink the stuff.
If leave you now (from his clutches), help you I could
. I see that you an Eternity do have a lot in common. Lord of Alcahol and I are recent students of your school of posting (ie droolz gigglezz gushezz hugzz etc), and we could both take something from studying with current masters of this art.