"UN disbanded:the world is at war"
"An army of undead squirrels is sweeping the world, amassing all the worlds peanuts."
"Top 10 things this fungus on my foot could be."
"Can anyone loan me $1000000?"
"1000 different ways to spam"
"Everyone worldwide participating in roleplaying games ever, is being arrested, relating to cult and terrorist activities."
"The gov't decided to shut down the internet so this will be the last post ever."
"Has anyone seen my lost socks?"
"Why everyone should never come back to IW."
Thats all I came up with. . .
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Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho
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