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"How I got away with murder: The OJ way"
"Ironworks has been taken hostage by terrorists armed with cheeze wiz, bananas, and a great deal of sarcasm."
"IW can't afford a new server."
"They aren't making a BG3."
"Nuclear war has just been declared."
"10 ways to fix your comp after the virus you get from reading this."
"The mods just allowed spam again so. . . ."
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"IW has decided to ban all current members and start over again."