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Old 01-31-2002, 11:28 AM   #4
Barry the Sprout
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Join Date: October 19, 2001
Location: York, UK.
Age: 42
Posts: 1,815
Seeing as we're on ths subject... here is a little joke my aunt told me over Christmas:

If the Three Wise Men had been Three Wise Women, they would've:

1. asked for directions instead of "following a star", as such they would have been there early.

2. brought useful gifts for a young mother like blankets and toys, not Gold, Frankinsence, and Myrh (they are all well and good, but not all that useful at the time).

3. made a cup of tea and got Joseph out of harms way before the baby was born.


My uncle did chip in at this stage though to point out that they would've been completely unable to park the camels.
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