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Sazerac · 01-29-2002, 07:59 PM

Okaaaaaaay...since Lioness has given me "Carte Blanchy"

...avert your eyes, Reeka!

A blonde was sitting at a table with an open box and was arranging and rearranging its contents that she had poured out onto the table. A man comes by and asks her, "What on earth are you doing?"

"Silly!" she said. "I'm working this puzzle. I've got to get the pieces so they look like the tiger on the box cover, but I can't find any that fit together yet!"

The man takes one look and says,

"First, I can tell you right now that you will NEVER get those pieces together to look like that tiger on the box cover.

Second, scoop up all those Frosted Flakes and put them back in the box, now!"

Cheers,

01-29-2002, 07:59 PM	#10
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	Okaaaaaaay...since Lioness has given me "Carte Blanchy" ...avert your eyes, Reeka! A blonde was sitting at a table with an open box and was arranging and rearranging its contents that she had poured out onto the table. A man comes by and asks her, "What on earth are you doing?" "Silly!" she said. "I'm working this puzzle. I've got to get the pieces so they look like the tiger on the box cover, but I can't find any that fit together yet!" The man takes one look and says, "First, I can tell you right now that you will NEVER get those pieces together to look like that tiger on the box cover. Second, scoop up all those Frosted Flakes and put them back in the box, now!" Cheers, __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."