Blonde jokes you say? Fair enough...
Young ones avert your eyes...
Two blondes decide to rob a bank. One of them explains the plan to the other:
- So you understand the plan right?
- Of course.
- Good. I'll wait here in the car and I'll be ready to drive off when you get back.
The other blonde goes off. After about 15 mins she comes out of the bank dragging the safe by a rope tied around it. A security guard comes hobbling out after her, with his trousers down around his ankles.
The blonde in the car shouts:
- You idiot! I told you to tie up the guard and blow the safe, not the other way round!
