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(for the pagans and wiccans on IW)
IF BILL GATES WROTE A BOOK ON WICCA...
1) The book would be called Windows to the Goddess
2) Iconology would be a major chapter
3) A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magik would no longer work
4) Your broom would crash at least once a week
5) Cauldrons would be called recycle bins
6) A Book of Shadows would be called a Folder of Magik
7) A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book
8) Every now & then your circle would collapse & you would have to
perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again
9) If you used the more powerful NT Magik, all circles within a 5 mile
radius would go down
10) At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells
into your Folder of Magik
11) You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle (& cakes
& wine would only be served after a sign from the Goddess that it was safe to do so.)
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"Nature tells every secret once." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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