[Arvon]

BROWN PAPER PETE
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the
bartender
delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"
The
bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are
they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
"What
kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. "Well," says
the
bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt,
brown
paper trousers and brown paper shoes." "How bizarre," said
the
cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?" "Rustling," said
the
bartender.