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Sir Kenyth · 01-14-2002, 02:01 PM

I've got it! I've figured it out! After much research into people in similar circumstances, I have formulated to a theory!

250, it must be the hair! If you have long hair don't cut it!

If you have short hair, then it must be the shoes!

If you're barefoot, then it simply must be the impressive size of your willie!

If you have a small willie? Well.....just lie and pretend it's because of a big willie!

01-14-2002, 02:01 PM	#42
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,785	I've got it! I've figured it out! After much research into people in similar circumstances, I have formulated to a theory! 250, it must be the hair! If you have long hair don't cut it! If you have short hair, then it must be the shoes! If you're barefoot, then it simply must be the impressive size of your willie! If you have a small willie? Well.....just lie and pretend it's because of a big willie! __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.