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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
The question that weighs so heavily on my mind is this: Why has no one referred to my picture as "cute" or "adorable"? Was I only cute as a fetus? Has my unseemly countenance brought (haven't said visage yet) about feelings of remorse in the IW congregation? Have I done damage to your retinas? You can tell me. I promise not to knock on your doors, enter your homes, and fall weeping on your couch and then refuse to leave until you cook me some Scrapple.
Awwwww, I think you're cute.
But I'll pass on the scrapple thanks (bleugh!)