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Sir Kenyth · 02-14-2002, 09:51 AM

1. Hey dude! Thanks for getting me the job at this fireworks storage warehouse!

What do you mean I shouldn't be smoking?

2. Now you're sure the breaker is off?

3. Those kind arn't poisonous! See!

4. *In an Australian accent* Croc hunter here! Oh, look! She's a beautiful specimen!

5. See! It's perfectly safe!

6. *In a horror movie*

Hmmm! I'm going into a dark house after an insane butcher of people who may be a supernatural incarnation of satan himself. Let's see what I'll need. Crowbar? No. Pistol? No. Knife? Nah. Dynamite? Nope.

Aha! Just what I'm looking for! A flashlight with weak batteries! Off we go!

[ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: Sir Kenyth ]

02-14-2002, 09:51 AM	#51
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,785	1. Hey dude! Thanks for getting me the job at this fireworks storage warehouse! What do you mean I shouldn't be smoking? 2. Now you're sure the breaker is off? 3. Those kind arn't poisonous! See! 4. In an Australian accent Croc hunter here! Oh, look! She's a beautiful specimen! 5. See! It's perfectly safe! 6. In a horror movie Hmmm! I'm going into a dark house after an insane butcher of people who may be a supernatural incarnation of satan himself. Let's see what I'll need. Crowbar? No. Pistol? No. Knife? Nah. Dynamite? Nope. Aha! Just what I'm looking for! A flashlight with weak batteries! Off we go! [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: Sir Kenyth ] __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.