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Old 06-02-2001, 12:09 PM   #41
RudeDawg
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Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA
Age: 55
Posts: 2,830
Quote:
Originally posted by Donut:
I fail to see the humour in this thread. I hope the moderators are watching it carefully. It is an affront to donuts everywhere. How would you like it if you were discriminated against in this way?

Do you think it's easy going through life as a donut, having people joke about rings and fillings all the time. My father was a donut and he once said to me 'Son, be a proud donut and hold your head up high, walk tall and look the world right in the eye' but this constant demeaning is getting me down.

Hey, donut, I was wondering...

How do you feel about Homer Simpson? I mean, he obviously LOVES you, and even worships you.... "mmmmmmmmmm donuts"

But, like many religions, the one worshiped is "taken" into the body of the worshiper... "eaten" per se... kinda like a cartoon mass...

So, do you feel honored by Homer and his donut-worship, or do you fear his disciples and their fanaticism? Are you ever afraid that a friend may give in to his baser desires and take a bite?

Your buddy, (sure, you can trust me. Don't mind the mug of coffee I'm holding...)

The DunkinDawg


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