These are actual quotes by Commentators at various sporting events.
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
- Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
- Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
- Murray Walker
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
- Terry Venables
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
- Ron Atkinson
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
- Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
- Metro Radio
"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
- David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them......Oh my God, what have I just said?"
- Stu Nahan, USTV Commentator
