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Sir Kenyth · 12-11-2001, 02:39 PM

Why shouldn't Santa give coal and rocks to naughty kids? Traditonally, naughty kids stay up late, AND have slingshots!

Here's what could happen!

BLACK BOX RECORD
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12/25/01 00:13:00

PILOT: K. Kringle
CO-PILOT: Bernie Elf

On Dancer, on Prancer, on *WHACK!*

What the? Oh, god! Prancer's down! Prancer's down!
Bernie! Get out on the deer and see what you can do!
Bernie! Put down that paratrooper GI JOE! Bernie don't bail!
Come back!

*WHACK!*

COMET!!! Oh s#!t, we're losing altitude! Mayday! Mayday!

*WHACK!*

Holy f$%k! RUDOLPH! Not on the nose! I'm flying blind!

I've lost the main reins! Damn jingle bells are flying everywhere!
The sleigh runners won't deploy!

God help us! We're going down!

We're breaking up!
We're breaking up!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*SPLAT*

END RECORD

12-11-2001, 02:39 PM	#1
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	Why shouldn't Santa give coal and rocks to naughty kids? Traditonally, naughty kids stay up late, AND have slingshots! Here's what could happen! BLACK BOX RECORD --------------------------------- 12/25/01 00:13:00 PILOT: K. Kringle CO-PILOT: Bernie Elf On Dancer, on Prancer, on WHACK! What the? Oh, god! Prancer's down! Prancer's down! Bernie! Get out on the deer and see what you can do! Bernie! Put down that paratrooper GI JOE! Bernie don't bail! Come back! WHACK! COMET!!! Oh s#!t, we're losing altitude! Mayday! Mayday! WHACK! Holy f$%k! RUDOLPH! Not on the nose! I'm flying blind! I've lost the main reins! Damn jingle bells are flying everywhere! The sleigh runners won't deploy! God help us! We're going down! We're breaking up! We're breaking up! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPLAT END RECORD __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.