But Pangur.....
If there is no Santa, then you wouldn't get to spend *twice* as much on the kids for Christmas (which, of course would make the vendor's Christmas a little less bright)!
And if there's no tooth fairy, then that means.....*gasp* mom and dad throws those precious little toofies in the trash?!?!?
And if there's no Easter Bunny, then who lays all those eggs in the yard for the hunt? And who brings the baskets of goodies over night?
You have successfully blown away all my heroes. I shall go and pout now!