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Originally posted by Dagorion:
when ever i did something i would think "better save first if i do something wrong i can allways reload"
i saw a dead bird and wanted to cast "rais dead" on it
when i enterd a room i would stand there and wait for life to save and load
when ever i did something for someone i expected to be given 1000 gold and 20 thousand EXP
i started talking like a dwarf just to get my role-playing hit
after a while i started writing gibberish on pices of paper and tring to copy them into my spell book
i tryed making an "identify" scroll so i could identify my dinner and find out what magicle powers it had
i went around with a stick screaming "i will turn you all to stone"
i drank bottles of strange liquids and said "im invinerable to +4 weapns!"
i made a sand man and screamed out "fear my mighty sand golem!!!"
i coloured in my shirt and went around showing off my elven chain mail
i got 2 sticks and went arund shouting "i am a kensai!"
i stood in front of cars and held out my hands trying to cast magic mssile
i got a red and white stick and whent around to dead animals touching the stick to them and shouting "LIVE!"
WHEN EVER I GOT HURT I WOULD SAY "I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN 18 CONSTITUTION"
WHEN EVER I SAW A BETTER STICK THEN THE ONE I HAD I WOULD PICK IT UP AND SAY "MY THACK0 IS NOW 15!"
I WISHED I COULD FLY SO I MADE A SCROLE OF POLYMORPH
IT TURNED ME INTO A RABBIT
I MADE A SCROL OF WISH AND CAST BREACH ON EVERYONE IN THE AREA
I WENT AROUND KILLING RATS HOPING TO FIND A ROGUE STONE
I DREW A SNAKE IN A CIRCLE ON MY SHEAST AND WENT AROUND SCREAMING "I AM PROTECTED FROM EVIL!!!"
i went around casting "despell invisibility" saying "i know your in there theif!"
i summoned a fire elemental but only got chicken soup
i went around trying to cast "cure desease" on people who were coughing
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Hey, watch it with the save and load.. I swear, sometimes after I've played any BG game for a few hours, then did some trying task I thought to myself, I better save so I don't have to do this all over again!
And I stand by my elven heritage, and there's nothing you can do to disprove it.. I have the looks, the dexterity, the eyes, and good luck proving my ears aren't pointy.. My hair covers them.
I was telling a friend about how my sister was attacking me in a berserk rage (In all honesty she WAS doing this.. she REALLY wanted to get on the computer) and he asked me why I didn't just defend myself, and without missing a beat I said, "She's immune to +1 weapons and less." Looking back I should have cast Stoneskin and Mirror Image, but that's life.