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Old 07-29-2002, 06:39 PM   #7
Dagorion
Red Wizard of Thay
 

Join Date: November 23, 2001
Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia)
Age: 38
Posts: 868
when ever i did something i would think "better save first if i do something wrong i can allways reload"

i saw a dead bird and wanted to cast "rais dead" on it

when i enterd a room i would stand there and wait for life to save and load

when ever i did something for someone i expected to be given 1000 gold and 20 thousand EXP

i started talking like a dwarf just to get my role-playing hit

after a while i started writing gibberish on pices of paper and tring to copy them into my spell book

i tryed making an "identify" scroll so i could identify my dinner and find out what magicle powers it had

i went around with a stick screaming "i will turn you all to stone"

i drank bottles of strange liquids and said "im invinerable to +4 weapns!"

i made a sand man and screamed out "fear my mighty sand golem!!!"

i coloured in my shirt and went around showing off my elven chain mail

i got 2 sticks and went arund shouting "i am a kensai!"

i stood in front of cars and held out my hands trying to cast magic mssile

i got a red and white stick and whent around to dead animals touching the stick to them and shouting "LIVE!"

WHEN EVER I GOT HURT I WOULD SAY "I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN 18 CONSTITUTION"

WHEN EVER I SAW A BETTER STICK THEN THE ONE I HAD I WOULD PICK IT UP AND SAY "MY THACK0 IS NOW 15!"

I WISHED I COULD FLY SO I MADE A SCROLE OF POLYMORPH
IT TURNED ME INTO A RABBIT

I MADE A SCROL OF WISH AND CAST BREACH ON EVERYONE IN THE AREA

I WENT AROUND KILLING RATS HOPING TO FIND A ROGUE STONE

I DREW A SNAKE IN A CIRCLE ON MY SHEAST AND WENT AROUND SCREAMING "I AM PROTECTED FROM EVIL!!!"

i went around casting "despell invisibility" saying "i know your in there theif!"

i summoned a fire elemental but only got chicken soup

i went around trying to cast "cure desease" on people who were coughing
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