Obviously you've never seen under my bed
Seriously, tho, I have a table all picked out, and it is definitely
not the take apart type! This one is gorgeous--some day we plan to build our own house and will plan a game room for adults (computers elsewhere). On that happy day (many moons from now, it seems...) you are all invited over for a tankard of mead! (dwarven ale, too, if available)