[Morgan_Corbesant]

two drunk guys are in the bar, on the roof of a 60 story building. drunk one turns to drunk two and says, "you know, on a windy night like this, you can actually jump off of the building, and the wind will blow you BACK onto the roof!" drunk number two looks at him and says, "yeah, RIGHT, i'd like to see that!" so drunk number one says, "ok sucker, youre on!" he walks up the the side of the building, jumps off, the wind blows him around a bit, and before you know it, is back on the roof. well, drunk number two is awestruck by this, and says, "man, i've GOT to try that!" so he jumps off, and falls to his doom. drunk number one just laughs his ass off, and orders another drink. the bartender brings it to him, and says, "DAMN superman, you are an ASSHOLE when you're drunk!!!!"