[Debaser]

When i was really young, i got stung on one of my buttcheeks by a jellyfish. funny, albeit amazingly painful, mishap.

another time, again when i was young, i was running down the stairs of my old apartment, and towards the end there was this ledge that came down low enough so you (atleast my 5'11" self) had to duck to clear. I was pissed off at the time and preoccupied, so I basically smashed the edge of that ledge straight on with forehead at a sick speed, flew up in the air from the impact, and crashed down on my back onto the marble floor. I was kind of in shock, so the pain didn't hit me right away, but all of a sudden i noticed i couldn't see (turns out my eyes were caked in blood) and i felt warm wetness all over my face. I started screaming out for my mom, who ran down at the sound of my horrendous shrieking...she said that i was sitting there, my face covered in blood and a pool of blood beneath me, and she could see the bone of my skull through the open gash on my forehead. after a speedy trip to the hospital and a bunch of stitches, i was fine. still have a nice little scar on my forehead from the incident.