[John D Harris]

To celebrate their 50 years of marriage, the love
couple booked a weekend at Pebble Beach. On the third tee, the
husband said: "Honey, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief
affair. It meant nothing, I hope that you can forgive me."
The wife was hurt but said, "My dearest, those days
are long gone.
What we have is far more valuable. I forgive you."
They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the wife said to her
husband: "Honey, since we're being honest, I have something to tell you.
Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change. I was a man before we met." The husband went into a fit! He cursed, threw his
driver into the water, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, tore
at his clothes, screamed and ranted, "You liar, you despicable liar! How could you? I trusted you!

And to think that you've been hitting from the red
tees all this time!"