Sign posted at the entrance..."Welcome to our Ool..notice there is no 'P' in it. Please keep it this way."
Please notice that this is a quintuple sized Olympic-style swimming pool. There are two slides and two tubes one each located on each corner of the pool. Also note the three-tier diving platform. There are also two low-pressure water cannons located on either end of the pool for taking aim at 'targets' in the pool.
Scuba diving is allowed as long as you are properly certified (or certifiable

). Cannonballs are a must. [img]smile.gif[/img] And the pool comes equipped with heaters and waterjets at the shallow end.
Cheeto dispensers are available at each lounge chair and are always fully stocked. Marshmallow floats are in the large bin next to the house. And a fully stocked wet bar is at the southern end of the pool attached to the north side of the pool house. It is stocked with juices, teas, lemonades and colas. Only adults have access to anything stronger.

And use the intercom next to the wet bar if you want anything to eat brought up from the house.
[ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: DragonMage ]