[Wah]

Clans, clans, clans!

Where I turn, there's a member of pathetic and weak excuse to be calling themselves leaders.....

OHF, HADB, O-GOODNESS-ME, ORT

BAH!...it's digging in like jumbled alphabet soup! [img]graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

fools......

Heh heh: They know so little. I, being forgotten master lich of Netheril, after that foolish mage Karsus did his work, I wielded powers that even Mystra herself forbade me to cast!

And here we have a small clustered tin towers - worthy to call themselves "greater beings", when they've hardly lived a portion of the substance that they call 'life'.

Pfeh! Extermining them would be a waste of such magic, besides I'd rather clean up the old place for a change. Me thinks that there should be a forums for clans - hence travellers mistake us for a board of inns! Or worse - stinky, smelly inns! (yes, that would be interesting)

Anyway children.....do try not to disturb this old undead whilst you're at it. My coffin is quite hollow and porous to burps of paladins and mages (and such) - could hear you a mile away with your mugs and cardboard cartons alike.

Happy "clanning".........I would best leave my presence to where I am best known. For even playing a deck of black jack could blow the ceiling off your little playdens. Ah.....I miss the old days when old Elly would pop by in for a sip of Earl Grey.

Then again perhaps......a little firework always did make the simple-minded happy.

Simple minds - simple pleasure. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Do try to read the labels folks.

[ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: Wah ]