Things you could do while at GTMO
1)Carman Miranda/Sgt Klinger tribute
2)Walk out within earshot of the closest Cuban guard and read "War and Peace" aloud in a slow pidgeon english way
3)drink lots of alcohol
4)collect as many strange looking lizards as possible and have them run a race thru the minefields
5)collect as many strange looking superior officers as possible and (see #'s 3 and 4)
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