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As KHaN watches his army, lead by his MEGA Peepers trudge through the lake he takes a moment to reflect...then a faint voice enters his conciousness..."pooootttt rooooaaasssttt". "Rosebud?" he says. "NO POTROAST YOU DUMMY!" Startled KHaN's stomach begins to growl. "Feed me Seymour!" DRAT! I have always had a weakness when it comes to my stomach....and Moni's potroast. Though last time she made an EVIL potroast that nearly ate my arm...hmmmmm
Just then KHaN sees what can only be a Ms Peepers heading towards his greatest creation. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mr Peepers! Get outta there! She has caveroom eyes! She'll want ya to marry her and give her all your apples!" To late....
Well at least I still have my army of mutant headlice....muahahahha there they go now..."hi ho hi ho its off to destroy the asylum we go..." MUAHAHAHAH!!! "hi ho hi ho its obbbblurb blu blub****"
CRAP! I SAID AROUND THE LAKE NOT INTO IT!
*SIGH*
"PotRoast come and me wanna big slice!"
"I wonder what they are having for dessert?" KHaN's stomach asks.
*MEGASIGH* Okay okay...I give up...I'll play nice (for now heh).
Sometimes it's so hard being bad...when your troops are idiots and your stomach has staged a revolt. BAH!
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