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Originally posted by Lord Shield:
Excuse me, is this Gatwick Airport?
No?
Oh - no possibility of a flight to Sirius then?
No?
Oh well, guess I'd better...
FEAST ON THE WARDENS!!!!!
DIE, HUMANS, DIE!!!!!
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! *Attacks Lord Shield with pudding, delicious strawberry pudding* Die vile fiend who is the opposite of all that is pudding! LET THE RIVERS RUN WHATEVER-COLOUR-THAT-WHICH-FLOWS-IN-YOUR-VEINS-IS!