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Originally posted by Legolas:
Squirrels....
Once more we cry for attention. All madwoman who want to leave should stop pumping their legs now. It's pudding versus freedom here!
Nonononono. It's pudding versus a lifetime spent sleeping outside in a ramshackle shelter with a collar around your neck, being fat and walked and watered so you will grow and kicked around if you are nibbling on the furniture.
And don't forget being fat!
I didn't forget that!
No, I don't think Legolas left that out.
Are you sure?
Positive
I asked if you were sure, not what your charge was.
Oh. ehr... I'm sure, then, I guess. Well, I suppose it's possible anyway...
*Ahem* Like I was saying, it's not just pudding against freedom, it's something much better against what I've got in my hair!
OK! I'm game! I did eat all my chili already and I really could use to gain some weight!
I don't nibble on furniture, but I do like to curl up on top of shelves and desks and nap belly-up, is that OK?
Could I have a shiny purple collar if you decide to take me?