These are tooooo funny
4. The DM chuckles, and says "I spent seven hours rolling this guy up".
5. The bad guy burps, and a human toe flies out of his mouth.
4. Your 15th level thief just had the snot kicked out of him by an eight year old girl.
9. Trees can, and often do, explode in huge, 20d6 hit die fireballs. No explanation is ever offfered.
9. The bad guy keeps Elminster in a cage, and occasionally pokes him with a fork.
Keep up the good work!
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Keeper of Lost Cause
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