Dear Help Desk,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,
limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA
3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Please help!
--Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install
Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty
3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a virus that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These
are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional
software to improve performance.
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
--Help Desk
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