Arvon's been a gem to this board today!
Here's a few I tried:
* Oh! Is that
you? Sorry 'poochie', off the dinner table.
* I'd pay for your holiday - but I'm too lazy to get the doctor's form.
* You're wonderful, it's a "wonder" you're here at all.
* If God made you, you must've been a Sabbath exception.
* You mean to tell me you actually have a life!!
* I dunno when's your birthday - the test tube slip got lost.
Again, gem you are!
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[This message has been edited by Wah (edited 10-30-2001).]