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Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:
Whilst the pirate is deep in sleep, bombed out on rum n'barbs, the Silver Cheetah slips up to him, replaces the eyepatch with a pair of pince nez, the parrot with a monkey with diarrohea, and the wooden leg - which she unscrews deftly - with nothing at all.......
:Cheetah tiptoes off sniggering:
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LOL!
I see you are a most evil Cheetah. Picking on us poor overmatched pirates like that. Shame, shame.
Perhaps me mateys will make the Silver ■■■■■ walk the plank. Ha! How about that, feline critter, a little dip in the ocean for your furry paws!
Avast, I would love to stay and watch the Cat's meeting with the salty sea, but am off to a day of pillage and robbery on the Seven Seas!
How'se the anchor, hoist the mainsal', raise the bloody Jolly Roger, ye scurvy dogs, off we go and leave the mischievous manx to be rescued by the merfolk!
*ship disappears over the horizon with Captain Jolly Pirate chugging bottles of rum*