What about the Chain of Evil?
Chain of Evil
You are now holding the chain of evil. You are now reading the description of the chain of evil. You are now trying to destroy the chain of evil, but its magical properties make it impossible to destroy. You are now chucking the chain of evil out the window. The chain of evil is now crawling back up the stairs. It forgot to take the elevator. You are now taking the elevator down. The chain of evil is now meeting you there. The chain of evil is now getting up behind you and giving you a wedgie. You are now casting the spell Imprisonment on the chain of evil. The chain of evil is now tunneling up through the earth and is coming up below your feet. You are now teleporting to a different plane. In this plane everyone is a chain of evil. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
*cursed*
you cannot take it off. Wearing it will slowly diminish you until you are dead. After you are dead, the chain of evil will polymorph you into another chain of evil. Many mistake this chain as elven chain mail, and therefore many people are turning into chains of evil.
AC: -3
Usable by: anyone
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