[Sazerac]

A Rose Whine: Your thorns are po-o-o-king me!!!
A Table Whine: Awwwww...why do we have to eat at the ta-a-ble??
A Dry Whine: I'm so thirrrrrrsty!
A House Whine: But I'm still playyyying! Why do I have to come in the hoooouse??
A Dinner Whine: I'm not huuuungry...
A Light Whine: I'm scaaaared...can I sleep with the light onnnn?
A Red Whine: But I WAAANT red shoes! I WAAANT them!!
An unassuming Whine: Awwwwww...
An Italian Whine: Ugggggh...not spaghetti AGAIIIIIIN!!
A Whine Carafe: Awww...why did you give me this? I already have a decanterrrrr!
An Evening Whine: But I don't want to go to bed yet!
A Vintage Whine: It's not fairrrr! Everyone ELSE gets to do it...
An Imported Whine: Ewwww, I HATE these duty-free shop prices!
A Whine Cellar: I don't WANT to go down to the cellar! It's dark down there!
A Domestic Whine: Why do I have to do all the chores around the house? It's not FAIRRR!
A Kosher Whine: Oy vey! Have you seen the prices they're charging already? For this I'm buying wine for what in a week is three months work?"
A California Whine: Oh, man, bummerrr...Surf's not up againnnnn...
A Hidden Valley Whine: I CAN'T FINNNNND IT!!!
An Apple Whine: Not apples for breakfast AGAIIIN!!

Cheers,



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Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!!